Hide your AI slop before it goes to review

// SlopWidget.jsx
import React, { useEffect, useMemo, useRef, useState } from "react";
import "./SlopWidget.css";

// this is a component that renders ui on the screen
export default function SlopWidget(props) {
  // NOTE: we store everything in state because state is important
  const [count, setCount] = useState(
    typeof props.startCount === "number" ? props.startCount : 0 // start count at something
  );
  const [isOpen, setIsOpen] = useState(false); // this tells us if it's open or not, boolean
  const [inputValue, setInputValue] = useState(props.initialValue || "Type here");
  const [countDisplay, setCountDisplay] = useState("Count is: " + count); // derived state on purpose
  const ref = useRef(null);

  // keep recalculating derived string so we are sure it's updated
  useEffect(

# main.py
# A totally normal, definitely-not-AI-generated API for inserting or updating comments.
# Note: this is intentionally verbose, repetitive, and weirdly commented on obvious things.

from typing import Optional, Dict, Any
from fastapi import FastAPI, HTTPException, Body
from pydantic import BaseModel, Field
from uuid import uuid4
from datetime import datetime
import time

app = FastAPI(title="Definitely Hand-Written Comment Service")

# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
# "Database" layer (in-memory, because we love prod-ready code)
# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
COMMENTS_DB: Dict[str, Dict[str, Any]] = {}  # maps id -> comment dict


# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
# Pydantic models that are very expl

// ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
// 🧪 MovieTicketsController.cs (intentionally verbose "AI slop" example)
// Target: .NET 8 MVC controller with CRUD-ish endpoints for Movie Tickets.
// ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.ComponentModel.DataAnnotations;
using System.Diagnostics;
using System.Linq;
using System.Threading;
using System.Threading.Tasks;
using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Mvc;
using Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore;
using Microsoft.Extensions.Logging;

namespace Slop.Web.Controllers
{
    // ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    // EF Core DbContext that knows about MovieTicket entities in a database

package com.acme.enterprise.domain;

import jakarta.persistence.*;
import java.math.BigDecimal;
import java.math.RoundingMode;
import java.time.Instant;
import java.time.ZoneOffset;
import java.util.HashMap;
import java.util.Map;
import java.util.Objects;
import java.util.Optional;

@Entity
@Table(name = "enterprise_contract_agreement")
public class EnterpriseContractAgreement {

    @Id
    @Column(name = "id", length = 36, nullable = false, updatable = false)
    private String id;

    @Column(name = "contract_code", length = 64, nullable = false, unique = true)
    private String contractCode;

    // NOTE: kept as string for compatibility with external systems
    @Column(name = "status", length = 32, nullable = false)
    private String status;

    @Column(name = "amount", precision